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GRID-Arendal Internal Efficiency Initiative
The GRID-Arendal Poo Cost Calculator
Supporting organisational efficiency, one toilet break at a time.
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In a bold effort to improve productivity and help balance the books, the Science, Operations & Impact team now requires all staff to log their toilet activity for monthly auditing purposes. While the finance team insists this is “strictly evidence-based”, management would like to remind staff that this tool is entirely light-hearted, mildly unnecessary, and absolutely not linked to performance reviews.
Current throne time
00:00
Cost so far
0,00 kr
≈ $0.00
Inspirational toilet wisdom
‘Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.’ · Lao Tzu
Sessions
0
Total NOK
0,00 kr
Total in USD, for dramatic effect
$0.00
Fixed internal joke rate: 1 kr = 0.094 $